My Attempt At Humor

Roses are red,

I'm craving Panera Mac and Cheese.

 

violets are blue.
Blogging is hard
when I have no food
in my house
for me to consume.
My stomach is growling
while my mind is prowling
for topics to blog
as my fat lard of a dog
lays in my lap
and creates a fog
with his farts.


My precious Moby.

My rhyme scheme is terrible
and I hope reading this is bearable.
My dog's farts are horrible
but he's the most adorable
creature I've ever seen.
I heard we are starting the poetry unit
so here I am taking a minute
to brush up on my poetry skills
that clearly don't exist.
I couldn't resist.
Though this blog isn't very long, I must insist
that it consists
of humor and I indeed made an effort for it to be English related.
Hopefully this wasn't boring.
I can't wait to continue exploring
the world of poetry.
But in a second I will be snoring
so this is the end of my poem.


                   Fin.